Okay, Josh. Here's the idea:
The Roman Catholic Church was secretly started by vampires. Their goal, to promote over-population so that they will have a steady supply of blood to drink. But since sometimes a vampire's bite creates zombie slaves, the extra population also helps feed the zombie hordes.
Thus we're brought to the anti-contraception policy of Catholicism and how Hispanics adhere to Catholic policy so fervently, unwittingly creating enough population to sustain the vampires and zombies.
I'm picturing a Hispanic fellow named Jesus having to keep from being dinner.
I'm picturing a Hispanic fellow named Jesus having to keep from being dinner.
Snerk! "Jesus! Jesus! Watch out, or you're going to get nailed! What's your big hang up, anyway?" God it's sacrilicious.
ReplyDeleteZombies shuffle around, saying "Jeeeessssssuuuuuussssss..."
ReplyDeleteOne of the head vampires over the Catholic Church says, "Has this Jesus had children yet? He's off-limits until he's sired at least 5 kids."
Josh and I were texting ideas back and forth today. We've got a name for our protagonist: Jesus Lupe. And he teams up with a prostitute to fight back in locating vampires. She's even more a noob at vampire hunting than Jesus, although he is rather new to it too. The typical vampire lore is being used as misinformation, with some of the traits being used, while the other traits are just myths intended to confuse would-be vampire hunters.
ReplyDeleteWe've got kind of a comedy/horror/mystery thing going on, and we're even working in our experiences with being in mental institutions.